Haircuts

A strange topic for a post on a blog nominally about travel and my exact physical location but what the hell...I've noticed that people in Belgium (and maybe Europe in general) have boring haircuts. Interesting haircuts, or even non-boring ones seem non-existent in Brussels. There are no colourings, no streaks, no funky fringes, no spiky haircuts, no sharks fins, nothing, nada, zip. It's all short-to-mid-length au-naturel. You see far more interesting ones in NZ and Britain. I don't know why this is. The only person with an even vaguely interesting haircut in the office is a kiwi. Now what am I supposed to do when I need a haircut? Its clearly going to be hard to find a good hairdresser, especially one who speaks English!